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Editor's Note: This is part 1 of a three-part series on the often-maligned Dinoland U.S.A. In this installment, we give a history of the area as envisioned by the Imagineers. A History of Dinoland
Then one day, an odd assortment of travelers arrive, and this time they don't leave after gassing up. Instead, the group, both old and young, and dressed like park rangers, begin to unload picks, shovels, twine, and various other implements of destruction, and they begin digging near the fishing lodge. Before long, they uncover a rich collection of prehistoric fossils, and hastily purchase the land and an adjacent plot across the highway.
While the leaders of the paleontologists, the professorial types, are dignified and polite, the younger set (who do most of the back-breaking work) are a bit more wild. Loud music blares from the dig site from morning through early evening. Every makeshift building in the permanent camp bears pop culture posters, sarcastic student awards, even a basketball hoop and dart board. But it is after sundown that the pranks begin. The water tower sprouts odd appendages, the results of an experiment in plunger arrows launched from the porch roof. And the suffix "-osaurus" is appended to nearly every sign in the area. Restaurant-osaurus, EXIT-osaurus, International-osaurus: if it is a word, it can only be improved with -osaurus.
But the dig site is growing large. This is, indeed, a treasure trove of fossils, so the leaders of the original dig decide to create a more suitable home for study than the old camp, which has essentially devolved into a commissary and dormitory. Thus, ground is broken for the Dino Institute. Experts from around the world will gather to push the boundaries of knowledge about dinosaurs. A museum space is included, to take advantage of the increasing traffic (and collect a few donations along the way - science isn't free, you know). A botanical garden is created, filled with existing examples of prehistoric plants and replicas of the beasts that once roamed among them. This garden serves to further educate visitors to the Institute, but you can't overlook the fact that it also blocks the view of Chester & Hester's. Again the number of cars on highway 498 swells, and with it swells the imagination of Chester & Hester. Why waste all that acreage on a parking lot that is now seldom used, what with the Dino Institute offering it's own space for cars? It is time for the dino-store to expand, and expand in a totally new direction. It is time for Chester & Hester's Dino-Rama!
If the Dino Institute can build a time machine, why can't Chester & Hester? For those that choose this more economical ride through the currents of the past, C&H have focused on a single question: if the dinosaurs knew what was going to happen when the meteor hit, what would they do? Chester & Hester's Primeval Whirl takes guests into that past, right to the moment the meteor strikes, again capturing the fun side of dinosaurs! So here we are, still in Diggs County, but the place is unrecognizable compared to that wide spot in the road from 1947. Everything has settled into an equilibrium - the Dino Institute teaches, Chester & Hester profit, and the grad students remind everyone that life should always include a little laughter, a little fun, and a little irreverence. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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